I would try to come up with some witty reply to Bj's comment about buying a domain name, but it's already been trumped by what Daniel said at work today: "Kind of like you need to buy a real Internet connection." (Yeah, sure, give AOL Time Warner more of my money. Right.)
As for her newest calulcated challenge, I find that my mortality rate is 31.7%, and my morbidity is 15.55%. My lifestyle score is 40, and my life expectancy is 76.98 years. This means, I guess, that I should be having my mid-life crisis in exactly 8 years.