Quick Memory Before It's Gone

Working Christmas Day 1995(?) at Epcot, and having park visitors express their sympathy that I had to work. Ahem. If ya'll weren't there, I wouldn't have been working, no?

Merry Christmas to Me?

After years of bragging about my beloved Saturn, I went out to it last night and found it wouldn't even turn over. Dan is convinced it's a conspiracy, because I was to drive us to our going-out last night. So this morning I am waiting for the free tow truck to take me to the dealership where it will also be fixed, free.
Update: As I'm typing this the dealership finally called back (20 minutes of hold music was enough thank you) to confirm they got my work request from the toll-free help hotline. If it wasn't for that kind of service (and did I mention it's free? Well, OK, I paid for it up front, but nonetheless...), I would be a significantly less happy camper right now. Check back later for news on whether it actually was simple and free...