More Fun With Horoscopes

Today, courtesy Yahoo!:

Love and choice are on the agenda today, which could make for a very interesting day indeed. It could be that two men are interested in you, and you have come to a point where you must choose one. Or perhaps your current love has asked you to marry him, and you must decide how to respond. Whatever the situation, dear Pisces, try to let yourself be guided by intuition. Matters of the heart should not be made solely by the brain.

Nowhere in my preferences does it inquire as to gender or other factors....