Written in the Stars (not)

Let me preface this by saying that I read horoscopes purely for the enjoyment factor. I quote them when I find them relevant (and I readily admit they are relevant by being purposefully vague), and don't quote when they aren't. I don't quote far more often than I do quote. That said:

Lately you may have been alternating between enthusiasm and total boredom with regard to your career, dear Pisces. Perhaps you aren't all that sure if you want to continue doing what you're doing.

...and...

Are you really happy right now? If not, it's time to take a vacation.

How many times in one month can it say you should take a vacation?