Cruelty to Coworkers

Someone has left pizza in the office fridge, presumably as their lunch. Now I want pizza. This is so wrong. The tuna sandwich and celery sticks just ain't gonna cut it for lunch today.

Of course, it could be worse, we could host yet another birthday party... oh, wait, guess what I just found out, there will be yet another birthday party (complete with cake, naturally) in two hours. I'm never gonna re-lose these 5 pounds, am I?

Update: Not cake. But cookies.