Thursday, September 04, 2003

Maybe I Should Buy A Lottery Ticket With Those Numbers

The scene: Holiday-Monday dinner at P.F. Chang's, with Dan, Bj, Dewayne, and Ben. Lovely food as always, great company as always. Finally, the required Fortune Cookies arrive. I open mine, glance at the lotto numbers on the back, read the front, and start laughing (and perhaps, blushing). Before I can even pass it around the table, Ben reminds us all that "you should always add 'in bed' to the end of a fortune." This only makes me laugh harder (and probably blush more).

The fortune? "Versatility is one of your outstanding traits."

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