Reason To Be Homesick, No. 27

Survey: Northeast has dumbest drivers. As listed in the article:

Bottom five states for driver knowledge:

1. Rhode Island
2. Massachusetts
3. New Jersey
4. New York
5. Washington, D.C.

Top five states for driver knowledge:

1. Oregon
2. Washington
3. Iowa
4. Idaho
5. Wyoming

Of course, where do all those dumb drivers go for vacation, and turn off what's left of their brains in a vacation-induced haze?

Here, of course. Good old Central Florida. No wonder I feel like I'm playing Russian Roulette every time I drive anywhere.