Might As Well … The Stupid Thirty-Three

Mike did it, and I'm sitting here at the car dealer (thank goodness for free Wifi) killing time, so …

1. When was the last time you cried? Probably a week ago. Grey's Anatomy has been doing that lately.
2. Were you named after anyone? No.
3. Why are you so fickle when it comes to women? Because I can be … I don't date them.
4. What is your favorite lunchmeat? Turkey.
5. Do you have kids? Not the human kind.
6. If you were another person would you be friends with you? I hope so!
7. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Oh, never. (</sarcasm>)
8. Do you still have your tonsils? Yes.
9. Would you bungee jump? No, never.
10. What is your favorite cereal? Whatever is on sale.
11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Not usually.
12. Do you think you are strong enough to be with me? Huh?
13. What is your favorite ice cream? Ben & Jerry's Phish Food
14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Eyes.
15. Red or pink? Red.
16. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? Right now, the newlywed weight.
17. Who do you mess with the most? Jorge.
18. What was the last thing you ate? A bowl of cereal (see #10).
19. What are you listening to right now? Combination of car-dealer background music and American Morning on CNN.
20. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My partner.
21. Why aren’t you married? Because Florida is as backward as they come, and we're not going to bother doing it somewhere else … yet. That, and we can't afford the reception. (Scott & Keifer set the bar too high.)
22. Last movie you watched? Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium thanks to the glorious combination of HBO and DVR.
23. What did you dream about last night? There was something about getting a free annual pass to a local theme park, but the context escapes me.
24. What book are you reading? I'm part-way through a few books but none have been actively opened in the last month.
25. Summer or winter? Summer in the Northwest, winter here.
26. Hugs or kisses? Hugs AND kisses
27. Do you have any special talents? Besides remembering useless things, and forgetting useful things?
28. What are they? See last question.
29. What did you watch on TV last? Grey's Anatomy last night. Through my fingers at times. Too much blood.
30. What is your favorite sound? Waterfalls and wind through trees.
31. Rolling Stones or The Beatles? Neither.
32. Most likely to respond to this meme? Don’t care.
33. Least likely to respond? Ditto.