Road Rules

When I first moved to Orlando, I used to say there were three kinds of cars you needed to be wary of on the road: white cars (inevitably rentals), cars with Florida "Sunshine State" tags (same thing), and cars with WDW red parking stickers (most Cast Members). Well, the first two hold true, and now the WDW parking stickers change colors every year, but it still holds relatively true, too. But now I would like to add one: any car with excessive patriotic paraphernalia. It seems just about every car that tailgates or cuts me off or is otherwise incredibly rude has a tattered flag sticking up from the window.