Fair and Balanced

OK, I did think of one more for this list:

• Reality TV shows

But, to be fair, how about a "things that make me happy" list:

• The wildflowers growing down the middle of the road
• The look of surprise and delight on a child's face
• KIds being cute (and by cute I mean, "well-dressed and well-behaved")*
• Hot air baloons in the foggy morning
• Soft-serve chocolate ice cream cones

* This does not change my general dislike for children, however.