What I Did For Love

1. Picked up Dan after work — the mall on the day after Thanksgiving — so he wouldn't have to take a shuttle to the mandatory off-site employee parking. Ignoring the traffic nightmare by the mall, I also found that both known supersecret parking areas were still full at 2:30.
2. Watched The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie. I'm sure I lost a couple of brain cells in doing so, but I knew I would keep getting asked until we went.

I think I may have to mark both of these up as "part of your Christmas gift" in future discussions.