This Is Why I Need Want a Camera Phone

Imagine here, the image of an in-store promotional advertising poster at Burdines-Macy's with the theme of "Top Ten List," and given the season, probably meant to be either top ten items you need, or top ten items you should be giving. At number one: An Ornamented Top.

All I could think was, "well, duh." But, just perhaps, I'm not thinking along the same lines as the marketing team. I mean, I doubt I could get what I was picturing at Macy's.

Tales of the City fans will appreciate the image that came to my mind, and led me down the path of unrighteous thinking: the exchange between Michael and Brian at Christmas, end of the first book. "It's ... an ornament. You hang it on your tree." If you don't know what I'm talking about, go buy the book and read it. Now.