In as serious a need for diversion today as I am? Check out this thoroughly useless article on
CNN.com:
Where rejected greeting cards go to die. CNN got sucked into visiting Hallmark's Shoebox division, in honor of its 20th anniversary, and learning about the ideas and jokes that never quite make it onto the racks at your local Gold Crown Store.
That said, I'm not entirely sure this one wasn't worth producing:
Christmas
Front: "Spread some holiday cheer."
Inside: "Or drink alone. Who am I to judge?"
Now I see NOTHING wrong with the "Welcome Back from your Coma" card - what else should you send? "Hey there - glad you didn't fucking die - so tell me are you a vegtable or a drooler?"
ReplyDeleteSome people are so fucking senstitive...