Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Get "The" To A …

One of the Orlando Sentinel "blogs," Across The Pond: An American's guide for UK visitors, recently posted an article titled 'Don't drive on "The" 27 — Pu-lease!'. The gist is that here in Central Fla., we don't preface road references with the word "the" like Southern Californians do. (So, for example, someone in LA might call I-5 "the 5" while we call I-4 simply "I-4" — if not some unsavory expletive.)

Given the amount of dialoge and interchange (no pun intended) I have with work counterparts in SoCal, this conversation has come up more than once in recent months. However, since the Sentinel's blog-commenting system requires your full email to be posted (why, hello, spam bots!), I'll put my commentary here, instead.

It's true we don't say "the 4." But we DO say things like "the 408," "the 429," or "the 417." Of course, when we still call a road by a non-numbered name we need a "the" to gramatically make sense (the Turnpike, the East-West, the GreeneWay, the Beeline Beachline) — though, oddly, I think the latter one doesn't get called "the 528." And, as if to prove the rule by exception, I don't think I've ever heard anyone say "THE Osceola Parkway." And I had to laugh when the traffic station on Sirius called John Young Parkway "the J Y P."

(In all fairness, the Sentinel's own standards appear to reference "the 408" as just "State Road 408," validating the blog-author's commentary. By the way, can someone better explain TrackBack to me? The original article's TrackBack link — http://www.typepad.com/t/trackback/7708186 — appears not to work for me.) UPDATE: Bj found an explanation over here. Suffice it to say, TrackBack doesn't seem to be worth the trouble.

5 comments:

  1. I do not understand the trackback.

    Sorry. ;)

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  2. I caught myself the other day saying "the 417" - and "the 408"... it must be the influence of all those outsiders...

    And you can always tell an old-timer when they (we) talk about the East-West...

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  3. MiKell: One probably has to be on a cooler publshing system than Blogger for it to work. ;)

    Spider: I still call it the East-West. I think the only toll roads I refer to by number are the 429 and 417.

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  4. That's because the 429 and the 417 never had other names. They were always numbers. What is 50 and 436 called by us old timers?

    That Greenway thing was a marketing ploy. Don't fall for it.

    BTW, I said THE trackback, and I did it on purpose.

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  5. Hmm... I can see 50 being called "Colonial" or "Cheney Hwy" given the roadsigns .. I know 436 as "Semoran" for most of its length but there's probably another name once it makes that 90-degree turn in the Altamonte Springs area.

    The 429 is officially, I believe, "Daniel Webster Western Beltway." (Is it a weight-oriented commentary that with Orlando's ongoing expansion, the two ends of the beltway will never quite meet?)

    And I so hate when I don't notice good, witty, purposeful word choice.

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